1. dailyseinfeld: JERRY: So how’s Noreen?ELAINE: Mm! She’s got a new boyfriend: Paul.JERRY: Already? That was fast.. I assume he’s not a High Talker.ELAINE: No, but, he has, The Worst Habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he won’t put Noreen right on. Ya have’ta go through, like, ten minutes of chit-chat.JERRY: A Long Talker.ELAINE: Yeah! But he is so boring! But now, whenever he answers the phone I just hang up. (via The Chinese Woman) There should be a timer for long talkers. Like what they do at those awards shows. I’m sorry, I gotta go, they’re playing the song…

    dailyseinfeld:

    JERRY: So how’s Noreen?
    ELAINE: Mm! She’s got a new boyfriend: Paul.
    JERRY: Already? That was fast.. I assume he’s not a High Talker.
    ELAINE: No, but, he has, The Worst Habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he won’t put Noreen right on. Ya have’ta go through, like, ten minutes of chit-chat.
    JERRY: A Long Talker.
    ELAINE: Yeah! But he is so boring! But now, whenever he answers the phone I just hang up.

    (via The Chinese Woman)

    There should be a timer for long talkers. Like what they do at those awards shows. I’m sorry, I gotta go, they’re playing the song…

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